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LVL UP Fleshlight texture review (Mia Malkova)
Lvl Up is the exciting pussy texture of nerd-crush Mia Malkova. The beautiful Mia can call this impressive texture her unique signature sleeve. It comes with a detailed mold of her pussy as its orifice and in a matching skin tone. As usual for the Fleshlight Girls it is available with the nacre colored case and will be released as a sleeve-only version later.
Lvl up is directed at fans of the nerdy gamer culture and as such it features button-like bumps and nubs, as well as an extremely interesting and slightly disturbing tentacle section at the beginning. Whether that’s exactly your fetish or not, the moment you stick your penis into this texture it will take you into another world of satisfaction and stimulation.
Extreme variety in different levels
Let’s go with the theme of this amazing texture and call the various sections levels, because why not? Interestingly the levels in Lvl Up do not start easy and then become harder over the course but instead they start weird and then get more intense.
Mia Malkova’s Lvl Up texture starts as weird as no other Fleshlight texture before. The very first thing you sense is the tingling sensation of a tentacle vortex gliding along your penis. If that’s your jam: well… jackpot! Otherwise don’t think about what it depicts, but enjoy the sensation because this beginning is truly an incredible one. The tight wound canal is filled with small nubs that run along these giant twisted longitudinal ribs. These large ribs start as thick and wide beams while slowly narrowing, giving them their distinct look. But these ribs are not only covered in small bumps, no, they also have these additional bump rings every so often, that complete the whole tentacle optic by providing these weird but pleasant sucker cups. Between the tentacle arms small ribs run across the canal, giving you even more stimulus from the side.
This incredible and novel section stretches over an impressive length of about 3.5 inches (9 cm). It feels like this twirling pulsing sensation that many of the twisted anal textures like Twisted, Texas Tornado or Vortex provide but just so much better due to the multitude of small elements on top of them.
Buttons and bumps
At the end of the tentacles the next section continues without a transition. Instead, the theme of the chamber changes completely from this marvelously weird adventure to a symmetrical, modern and clean bump chamber. It starts with elliptical small bumps that are placed across the canal. The surrounding surfaces are smooth once more, before wild edges rise from them once more.
The first row of small bumps is subtle but following them are two mean ribs with huge round bumps on them. Two rows of such bumps are staggered and press your penis firmly towards the center of the canal with their height of 0.4 inches (1 cm) and their immense diameter of 0.8 inches (2 cm).
These incredible bubbles with their smooth surfaces present a stark contrast to the sharp edges of the ribs that come along with them. But it feels amazing, to glide between their hills and over the sharp lines of the ribs. This part not only provides a great intense stimulation but a snug feeling of something holding your penis in a tight grip.
This nice and cozy chamber is only 2 inches (5 cm) and immediately followed by more nubs and ribs.
Huge ribs and pointy nubs
This level of Lvl Up looks like trenches over which our hero (= penis) has to jump. These wide grooves are filled with pointy nubs that poke out of the surrounding walls like sharp boulders at the end of a trap. Between these dangerously satisfying elements 0.6 inches (1.5 cm) wide ribs part the section into two sub-levels.
These ring-like ribs are slightly facing towards the entrance. Their center leaves only a room of 0.6 inches (1.5 cm) for the penis, which not only provides a pleasant stimulation but also an impressive penetration sensation. Due to their build these ribs provide a bit more resistance when entering the level than when pulling out, which gives them an amazing pleasure paired with the pointy bumps towards at their feet.
Staggered bump hurdles
The final level of Mia Malkova’s Fleshlight challenges your dick to jump over five rows of staggered bump hurdles. These rectangular bumps with a length of 0.4 inches (1 cm) and width of 0.2 inches (0.5 cm) are placed across the canal and stick another 0.4 inches (1 cm) towards the center of the chamber. They greatly reduce the available space inside this section and with their large bases provide a firm resistance for your incoming intruder.
This last part of Lvl Up provides a final intense stimulation after the pleasant adventure you already passed. But the real joy comes from playing all the levels repeatedly so back to the start and let the thrusting begin.
Incredible variety with a love for the details
Lvl Up is a texture unlike any before. It fits the theme of videos games so perfectly, because in every chamber you can feel the love of details and the structures that are loosely related to typical video game elements. Yet the best part is that it works in an amazing fashion. The highly stimulating structures provide great variety but also cover all the important bases from intense pleasure to tight passages and pleasant penetration experiences.
Due to the impressively detailed chambers it is certainly suggested to reach as far into the texture as possible. Although we won’t judge if you also just stay within the first few inches.
Clean thoroughly & take your time drying
All these levels of detail that went into the texture have their price, when the fun is over. That is, cleaning the texture is rather tedious. Due to the insane amount of ribs, gaps and ridges it is paramount to thoroughly rub along every inch of the texture to not find any residues the next time. At the same time these details and tight passages makes it harder to dry, which means the drying time is rather high.
Lvl Up – beat your meat
Mia Malkova is your nerd crush and Lvl Up the solution to all your problems. Sit back and relax while it releases its Kraken onto your penis and thrust through the trenches of spiky bumps. This texture leaves no desire unfulfilled. It provides an amazing combination of all the Fleshlight virtues: from tightness to intensity and a stimulating penetration feeling. Lvl Up takes you to another level of pleasure!
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Length 8.9 in
Diameter 0.39-1.18 in
alias Jessica, Mia Bliss, Madison Clover, Madison Swan, Mia, Mia Kaede Cameron, Mia Malvoka
- Jul 1, 1992
- 5 ft 7 ins (1.7 m)
- 123 lbs (56 kg)